My fellow countrymen and Libyans, in a surprising turn of events and with great sadness, I have to inform you that your glorious leader is stepping down.
Dark MIST has envelope our great country, terrorists and foreign mercenaries, supported by western governments, have organised secret training camps in the southern deserts under phony pretense that they were digging for oil.
In this tragic turn of events, glorious reign of terror from your favorite dictator has come to an end, and rest of is family was
forced to defect to a MYSTical island in the south! :P
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Your newly appointed leader of transitional government will be leader of rebels from Benghazi - General Santorios, until first free elections in Protrolls, which are expected after his return from desert training camp latter this month.