25 reasons to date a gamer!

Started by Bloodymåry, June 07, 2011, 09:01:06

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Bloodymåry

25 reasons to date a gamer!

1) We know many positions
2) Strategically minded
3) Quick with our fingers
4) Practice with our fingers every day
5) Cos we are usually smart at what we do.
6) Female gamers know how to handle a joystick
7) Gamers usually have a great sense of humour
8 ) Most nerds/gamers will be careful and honest with the girls they date
9) Gamers are usually not very self-fixated
10) You never have to wonder where he is.
11) We dont sleep = 24/7 Lifeguard
12) We pay attention to details
13) We're low maintanance (pizza, coke and some snacks is all we need)
14) We understand the importance of effort = reward (Quest: Visit mother-in-law. Rewards: Lots of sex
15) We're easy to buy presents for. (we've probably been talking about the newest game for months)
16) We're easy to work out a schedule with (19:30: Him = raiding/grinding, Her= Gilmore Girls/!!@#% Eye)
17) We most likely have a wide selection of adult entertainment *see note above
18) We can keep going for hours.
19) We learns from mistakes.
20) We knows what buttons to press.
21) We can stay focused.
22) We dont cheat.
23) We got a good aim
24) They will agree to anything you ask them when you ask during a tough part of the game
25) We always want to explore new content


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Skystrike

Great list all around.
I found one rather amusing also:Girl gamers make floppy disks turn into hard drives :P

Zizils

Quote from: Bloodymåry on June 07, 2011, 09:01:06

24) They will agree to anything you ask them when you ask during a tough part of the game


The story of my life! Anytime she knows i would say NO the bitch waits fro the boss pull and then she starts discussing it!!!
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone.


daaran

hmmm...thankfully my pala is 85...

Doby