A serbian Film. Something for Moowalker.

Started by Mjauo, October 19, 2011, 11:37:30

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Mjauo

I stumbled across this while browsing some forum, I figured I'd share it with you:

What's grosser than gross? That seems to be the driving force behind most of the laughable direct-to-DVD horror films that plague Blockbuster. It's a deluded effort to trump each other with the most vulgar, depraved shit they could possibly think of in their darkest hours when the pretty girls won't even talk to them. Chaining her to a drainpipe and sandblasting off her boobies not good enough? Let's fuck a wound! Not far enough? Does she even need to be alive? Let's bone a corpse! Rock on, we're rebels, let's go get handjobs from suicide girls, yukka yukka yuk. Well, congratulations, sirs. The game is over. A Serbian Film has defeated you all by leaps and fucking bounds. There will never ever be a more vile and disturbing sequence of events than you will see in this film. It makes Human Centipede look like a "Charlie Brown Christmas Special." It will fucking break you. In your darkest hours, in your sickest moments, you are like Ralph Wiggum to the minds behind this film. It takes any efforts to justify torture porn with flimsy psychological tripe and tears it like Edward Norton's anus in American History X. This is it. This is the limit that a film can go. It will fucking break you. And the strangest part is ... it's brilliant. It takes torture porn to places it never, ever should go. It's the ultimate torture porn — to the nth degree. It punts torture porn into Friday of next week. It eats Irish torture porn babies like cubesteak. And by pushing things that far, it completely and utterly eradicates the genre. Torture porn is dead, and A Serbian Film raped its corpse.


mOOwalker

I have seen it around 8months ago (?) I think. When it was out. Nothing special. Just trying to shock.

mOOwalker